Kill him please

I most hate 2 kind of peoples in my life,
1st,person who always show off
2nd,person who stupid, useless and good for nothing

my new roommate A is 2nd type person.
i live with him a week already,
what i feel is everyday i also want to kill him

here is 6 unforgiveable sins he has made:

1) everyday he also talk about what happened to him,i dun wan to hear anymore but he just keep bullshiting.longest is 4 hours.(his daily story is suck,routine and lame)

2) Keep talking about the drama when i watch video from start until end.many times i want to cut his tongue.

3) always use my socket to charge his phone. he can just pull away my laptop plug when i watching video and said:"borrow me a few hours" without feel any shame!!!

4) always talk about his family life,papa,mama,sister,brother.... that is shit!! i dun wan to know!! when they all die only tell me!!!!

5) always ask me this ask me that,eat shit la!!!! learn yourself la sucker!!!!

6) 10pm he wan turn off the light and sleep already. what the hell is that shit???

~L Jie~

banana good for health

This Christmas I have a plan,
that is to sit in hostel and eating banana.

Why so pity?
because my ECOM2 program finish at 24 Dec,
and 26 Dec i have to back UUM to start my Co-K.
made the long story short---i only can stay out about 24 hour from UUM.

(T_T)
beside that,I am now poor then a beggar,my poket money less than RM100.....
where should i go if i go out from UUM???
should i go Penang with my friends? (actually they already at there on that day)

prepare to buy banana.....

A B C D E F G.....

Althrough my MUET got band 4,but my english is damn poor and damn suck.
I always wish to improve my lame english.
now I am sacrifiying my lovely holiday and come here in UUM taking English Communication 2 course.

before I came here,my senior told me that COM2 is very fun and meaningful,
I wish I can greatly improve my english here,I wan to speak like AmoLang!!!
but after i came here... SUCK!!!!!
SUCK is not for COM2,SUCK is for my COM2 lecture.

Many lecture teaching with drama,singing,a lot of joke,watching movie.... and many fun ways.
but my damn fucking lecture was only keep standing in front of us and keeping his bullshiting bla bla bla.....
Nearly half of my class fall in sleep,but the lecture seem dosen't cares about it,his mouth never stop bullshiting the bla bla bla .....
I was deeply disappointed....

here is some alphabet that express my feeling:

CB MCB KNS BS F TMD WTF LP MPK SUCK

~L Jie~

你快乐我就快乐

明天是我生日，
今天我正忙着制作要送给12号生日的朋友的礼物。

我真是慷慨啊，呵呵呵。。。 (^_^)

～小杰～

我最疼爱的天下无双

这七天的生活营里，

虽然我每天只睡两个小时，忙得不可开交，

但我心里是快乐的。

在与你们相处的三天里，

看见我们开始建立对彼此的信任与感情，

你们也开始对我说出心里话，

我真的很感动。

你们都是我最好的弟弟与妹妹，

我最疼爱的天下无双。

～小杰～